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BAD DOG!!!
« on: June 04, 2012, 09:12:33 pm »
THIS GUY WALKS INTO A BAR, SITS DOWN AND SLAMS HIS HAND ON THE BAR AND SAYS BARTENDER, GIVE ME A MUG OF BEER.
THE BARTENDER WALKS OVER AND SETS DOWN A MUG OF BEER AND WALKS AWAY.
THE MAN QUICKLY DRINKS ALL OF THE BEER AND SLAMS THE MUG DOWN ON THE BAR AND SAYS BARTENDER GIVE ME A SHOT OF YOUR HARDEST WHISKEY.
BARTENDER WALKS OVER AND SETS A DOUBLE SHOT OF SOME AGED WHISKEY IN FRONT OF HIM AND SAYS TO THE MAN.
I NOTICED YOUR HAVING A BAD DAY, AND THE MAN SAYS YA, I WENT HOME AND CAUGHT MY WIFE SLEEPING WITH MY BEST FRIEND.
THE BARTENDER SAYS WOW THAT REALLY SUCKS, WELL WHAT DID YOU DO, THE GUY LOOKS AT THE BARTENDER AND WAS LIKE, WELL I WALKED INTO THE ROOM GRABBED HER BY THE SCRUFF OF HER NECK AND THREW HER INTO THE STREET NAKED. THE BARTENDER SAID AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR BESTFRIEND, WELL HE SAID I WALKED INTO THE ROOM GRABBED HIM BY THE SCRUFF OF THE NECK AND SAID BAD DOG!!!
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Re: BAD DOG!!!
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2012, 12:16:26 am »
I was told it a long time ago by my father, but ive never seen it online and ive never heard anyone repeat it....so im thinking not to many people know it ><
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Re: BAD DOG!!!
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2012, 03:12:24 pm »
epic man thats all i gotta say about that.
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Re: BAD DOG!!!
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2012, 03:30:45 pm »
Right best joke ive ever heard, and everytime i think about it i start laughing lol
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Re: BAD DOG!!!
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2012, 11:17:22 pm »
Rofl go for it,
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Re: BAD DOG!!!
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2012, 11:22:04 pm »
I think the woman might end up in prison for a very very very long time
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Re: BAD DOG!!!
« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2012, 11:23:55 pm »
But then again society is getting **** up so you never know these days.
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Re: BAD DOG!!!
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2012, 11:25:59 pm »
WOULD NOT DOUBT IT!
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Re: BAD DOG!!!
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2012, 11:27:24 pm »
**** when i was 10 we were snorting table salt at lunch rofl!
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Re: BAD DOG!!!
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2012, 11:39:35 pm »
see 12 year olds shouldnt know what weed is
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« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2012, 11:41:04 pm »
well ur a terrible child and me to lol
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Re: BAD DOG!!!
« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2012, 08:28:12 am »
Ya not then im sure your stoner ass is sitting there thinking BUT I DO NOW!!! ROFLMFAO!
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Re: BAD DOG!!!
« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2012, 11:43:58 am »
well america is different lol all americans know how to do is be dumb and fight..
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Re: BAD DOG!!!
« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2012, 08:22:09 pm »
Rofl thats funny~~~
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